third wheeling is awkward enough
but when the couple you’re third-wheeling with starts talking about sex
abandon ship
Or when they start acting on what they’re taking about
Bye
no, that’s when you join in
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just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
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“i’m not gay but..” ya you’re gay
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who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
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RDJ being his awesome self Part 2. [x]
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Xaboma is the nobody of Obama and is Rank XV in Organization XIII.
Like Roxas & Xion, he can also wield the keyblade.
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im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
or ya know, not even a choice
I’m sorry, I just like McDonalds’ food better than yours!
have you ever been to kfc son
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do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
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I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
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