disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via emojied)

samwinchestershipsdestiel:

colormecrimson:

twitturds:

Did I Already Reblog That? the musical

Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”

And the big group number, I’ve Reblogged This Seven Times Today With Slight Variations

(via the-doctor-and-his-kingdom)

roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

(via rnarshmallows)

ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

(via rnarshmallows)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(via rnarshmallows)

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

(via rnarshmallows)

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation

(via rnarshmallows)

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

(via rnarshmallows)

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(via rnarshmallows)

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

(via genoxxie)

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

(via genoxxie)